Threat jokes

Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...

I'll turn ya nan into bonemeal.

Roses are red, I reload fast...

I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

I am the danger.

I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.

SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!

My brothers kept annoying me.

I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.

It was an empty threat—right after I was done.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun,

GET IN THE VAN!!

If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.

My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.

Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?

I was coming out of airport and a rober kept his gun on my head I requested him please don't kill me as I have my old mom and dad at my home . Kill Them.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,

It will be the end of you.

Ur next.

"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."