Vulnerability

Vulnerability Jokes

Prostate exam

I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

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  • Priest

    A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.

    “What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”

    The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”

    The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.

    “It’s really not your day, is it?”

    Memes

    Water

    They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

    What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

    What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

    Orphan

    No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

    Crack

    Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.

    Orphan

    Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?

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  • Orphan

    Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.

    Orphan

    If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.

    Orphan

    If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.

    CEO

    Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?

    A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.

    Blonde chick

    What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?

    When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

    Cannibal

    It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.