Vulnerability jokes
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What's the worst thing to hear in a prison shower?
"Drop the soap, we've got you surrounded."
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Threateners :
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
I am glass! People see right through me.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
I'm going to do a song that's called "Falling" by Trevor Daniel... so here it goes.
My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything Talk to me, I need to hear you need me like I need ya Fall for me, I wanna know you feel how I feel for you, love Before you, baby, I was numb, drowned out pain by pouring up Speeding fast on the run, never want to get caught up Now you the one that I'm calling Swore that I'd never fall again, don't think I'm just talking I think I might go all in, no exceptions, girl, I need ya Think I'm out of my mind, 'cause I can't get enough Only one that I give my time, 'cause I got eyes for ya Might make an exception for ya, 'cause I been feeling ya Think I might be out of my mind, I think that you're the one My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything I'll never give my all again 'Cause I'm sick of falling down When I open up and give my trust They find a way to break it down Tear me up inside, and you break me down.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.