Threat jokes
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 馃敨
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I鈥檒l knock you out cold!"
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat鈥攔ight after I was done.
How many times does 47 fit into 9?
Get in the van and find out.
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
Ur next.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.