Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
To stop my password getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: StrongBrazilianNut111
A guy who just got robbed says "I've been hacked and the hacker ransomware."
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls? They don't have water.
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked
now it’s $3.99
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer. I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
*Enter password*
'ScoobyDoo'
"Password must contain special character"
'ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman'
How did Stevan hailing’s die?
His computer got a virus
if red get vote out whit happed
red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so
some one fondy blue boddy red sud where
lime and green and prup sud how is red not die
red am a hacker u noobs
lime and grenn and prup run
red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win
black killd red black is the win lol
tech administrator of a school: hm, a message from google security? tech administrator of a school: OH SHIT! assistant: WHAT, WHAT, TELL ME? tech administrator of a school: WEVE BEEN COMPROMISED, WE FORGOT TO SECURE THE SITE! assistant: OK, OK, THE KEY IS NOT TO PANIC... let's call the school board
A FEW MOMENTS LATER
head of school board: HAHAHAHAHAHA! that's a good one, almost as good as the one with jack, jill, and the ripped condom! HAHAHAHAHAHA tech administrator of a school: HAHAHA yeah I know right *whispers* you are playing it cool, right? head of school board: *whispers* yeah were fucked...
TWO HOURS LATER
important fat people in one room: OH FUCK OH NO, HELP PLEASE!!!!! WAIT, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL THE PARENTS ABOUT THEIR STOLEN INFORMATION!!!
AND SO THAT WAS THE BIRTH OF RIOTING TEACHER
