Threat jokes
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 馃槒
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the car.
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.
How many times does 47 fit into 9?
Get in the van and find out.
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.
A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says, "Come! Meet Jesus!"
One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first."
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 馃敨
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!