Threat Jokes

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"

I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.

"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."

So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?

Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"

I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.

This isn't a joke but...

GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!

A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

I know where you live! I saw you before!

Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.

I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OFF OF YOU!

Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.

Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!

Man 3: Me first!

I will mummyfry you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.