Threat jokes

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."

Subscribe to Cboystv, or I will eat you like Asians do to pets.

Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.

Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.

A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,

It will be the end of you.

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?

Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.

Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.

Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!

Man 3: Me first!

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

This isn't a joke but...

GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!

There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.

White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.

Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.

Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"

I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!

This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.

I wonder where the bodies are?

Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.

I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.

jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.