Think Jokes

A guy in a wheelchair said I stand for Boris and but I think he ment he sat for Boris

My willy was feeling itchy so I decided to go to the doctor. My doctor was foreign, and spoke Spanish with and Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU

A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!!"

The big chimney said next to him: "Well, your to young to smoke..."

An orphan goes up to someone the guy ses were are you parents

the orphan ses why do you think im wearing ripped pyjamas

when a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox -smashes keyboard-

I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R Whites in the other..I got into a hot sweat I think I have Corona Virus

Wots the funniest joke ever? rapboat thinking he can rap.

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Do you think when Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like Donald Duck?

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale!! I mean if the owners don’t want it anymore what makes you think I want it

Hello which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or down syndrome?

Some people think emo jokes are funny but I think it can cut both ways.

3 man walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked!😅

can u guys commet on my nuts jokes (aka willma, bofa, and savor) i just wanna see if ppl dont think its funny

i think democracy is a scam i love men and i love you i love men an d i love you i love my dog he wontsleep iinside and i shitteed my pants i peed my pants i smell bad i took a shower and my dog was like oh my god i was like ohh i was like oh my god and then i was like i shitted again and he was like bark bark casue hes a dog thanks for listening

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Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an otameal for a brain.

Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me and Karlen.

Clarie: It was painful!

Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.

Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!

Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?

Clarie: Shush Karlen is coming!

Karlen: Hey guys, that ben guy for sure as a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!

Ok, so i know most or all of you guys hate me and thats fine. You guys most likey no me as a horrible person which idk where u would hear that from. And finally I am truly a good person u just need to know me better. The only reason I fought tina and jack was because i was trying to be nice to another guy. Then i relised what side i should have been. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just im sorry and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else i think all are nice people they just stick up for each other and thats what i relised. So if you still hate me its fine ill be leaving this app soon maybe. Hate makes me sad even though i use it but i know what was wrong i want to join the good side so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.