Who Do You Think Is The Fastest Reader? Incorrect It's 9/11, It Went Through 100 Stories In 2 Seconds.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
are you wifi because I think am finding a connection
I’m so gay I could barely think straight.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight" He was priest.
What do you think would fall to the ground first a emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf the rope would stop the emo kid
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
SOMEONE:WHEN YOU SUFFER FROM DEPRRRESION AND SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO CHEER UP
ME:MY WHAT A GREAT IDEA WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT;)
Q: what is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
Teacher: stand up if u think u r stupid
After awhile a student stands up.
Teacher: So u think u r stupid
Student: No I'm not stupid I just felt bad because u were standing by ur self.
What is a pirates favorite letter ...... you might think it’s the R but it’s actually the C.
Think about you are so fucking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower? “Did I leave the stove on?”
osmetimes when i think im ugly i just think of my sister and it makes me feel better
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
....
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
I ran into a fat woman today she said next time don’t hit me. I said I don’t think I have enough gas to go around. Then the ground start to rumble with every step she took
