Think jokes
My sister saved a guy from suicide last week.
She was hiking and the guy was on the ridge of a high, narrow cliff. She talked him down, but I think he was just being edgy.
I think I was a little too harsh on Jason.
Anybody who was conceived in the back of a pickup truck during a family reunion is bound to have a few issues.
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
The professor said, "I think this question raises a few problems."
The student replied, "That is not a question; that is an answer."
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.