Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
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Explain Bear
Listen here, smart guy. One cow asks another about mad cow disease, but the second cow reveals that the first cow is actually talking to a telephone pole. Get it? The cow is too stupid to realize it's talking to an inanimate object. I bet you also try to talk to telephone poles.