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MyNonExistantDad

I wonder whats wrong with it

A deer is swimming in a pool. The text says: "I think my dolphin has autism."

kanade otonokoji

I think

A Lego figure is shown in an orange vest standing with arms out in a movie still. The text above the figure says, "Me asking my dad how I got 100% on the Autism Test even though I didn't practice for it:" The text at the bottom says, "...because you are The Special."

Jimmys mom😉

me when i just ate

The image shows two photos of a squirrel, the left one is a thin squirrel on a road, the right one is a close up of a fat squirrel, the text on top reads: "Me thinking 'hmm... now I need something sweet' after I just ate". The source of the image is boredpanda.com.

✨Jassy✨

These memes got me re-thinking life

A Twitter post with the text '*hits blunt*' above the question, 'If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly why did it fall off?' Below the text are two images of a person with different expressions.

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a traffic accident involving a Coca-Cola truck and a Mentos truck. The Mentos truck is tipped over on its side, and the caption reads, "I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE HOW CLOSE WE CAME TO A WORLD ENDING EVENT."

cocomelon

i can relate

The image shows a split panel. The left panel says "How I think I look" and shows a character from the video game Assassin's Creed. The right panel says "How I actually look" and shows a cute dog with a red hood.

Smexy Baka

Like if you can relate

A cartoon of a blue cat-like character sitting at a desk with a stern face. Above it says "when your teacher is happy about something" and below it says "I think we all know where this is going."

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Reasons for having a shower

A pie chart shows that the main reason for taking a shower is to have 10 minutes to think about everything that's gone wrong in your life. Only a small sliver of the chart is dedicated to nice warm water and getting clean.

blach66

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says: "Just take a minute and think about Riley's retarded hair cut. Shut up look at your greasy ass hair." The next message says: "Have you not released I don't give a small singular shit about my hair." The following message says: "There's probably shit in your hair." Finally, the last messages read: "It looks better than whatever dead raccoon has been super glued onto your forehead. But Yeah probably."

arsonisfun

me when i failed my chem test

The image shows a cartoon character with a very surprised and shocked facial expression, with wide eyes and mouth agape. The text above the character says, "me looking at my test grade thinking I ate when in fact the test ate me."

Chri5

Half the damn girls on this site bruh

The image shows a pH scale with colors ranging from red (acidic) to blue (basic). The text on the image reads "OH YOU THINK YOU'RE A 10? MAYBE ON THE PH SCALE COS DAMN GIRL YOU BASIC."

Anonymous

Does everybody agree that this is correct or just me?

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows an anime-style girl with pink hair, crying with large tears, and text that reads: "What girls think boys want." The bottom panel shows an anime-style girl with pink hair cuddling with a boy in bed, and text that reads: "What boys actually want."

mommy uwu

LoOk ThIs Is MeGaN

The image shows two side-by-side panels. The top one is a cartoon image of Moana smiling gently with bright eyes and perfect skin. The text above the image reads: "HOW I THINK I LOOK WHEN I SMILE AT SOMEONE". The bottom panel is a picture of a large crab with a large toothy smile, from the movie Moana. Above this image, the text reads "HOW I ACTUALLY LOOK".

blach66

The image is split into two sections. The top section shows a young man jumping on a skateboard. The text next to it says "WHAT I THINK I LOOK LIKE". The bottom section shows an older man in a crouched position riding a skateboard, with the text "WHAT I ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE" next to it. The image is a comparison of perceived versus real skill of skateboarding beginners.

DreamBlue

The image shows a cartoon man with orange hair and a pink shirt looking surprised with his hand on his head. The text above him says 'Me: guys, I'm broke. People: just make some money, duh.' The text below him reads 'my goodness, what an idea. why didn't i think of that.'

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".

✨Jassy✨

If you could see me you would think she's crazy af

A dark-skinned man is holding a white hairdryer pointed upwards. Text above reads "WTF IS HE BLOW DRYING?" and below, "HIS THOUGHTS?"

Big daddy2.0

Lets go i think corn

The image displays a comparison. On the left, there is a picture of Trump with his hair up, and on the right, a picture of an ear of corn with its silk. Text at the top reads, "WHO WORE IT BETTER?"

MEME LORD

A woman wearing a hijab sits on a train. In front of her is a shopping bag with the words "Bringing home the BACON" printed on it. Above the image the text says, "I don't think she is".

Heroin Monkey

A person wearing a dark sweater with white text that reads "YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOU THINK" is smiling into the camera.

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