Think Jokes - Page 39 - Worst Jokes Ever

alr ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! have a good fucking life, i hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever ive passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beaf ill fight u bro, ur prob a stick, im fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.

If you think I sound sexy, just reply sexy.

so a guy and his brother was walking in the woods so his brother said "its getting dark out here can we go home" the man said "i know think how i will feel walking home tonight"

Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to face book.

Who thinks I should keep bothring gwen? Comments good or bad!

Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily rhe Husky were talking at Bob's jouse Lily: Bob do you think I'm fat? Bob: No Lily, of course not! Your just a little husky!!!! Lol Golden Retrievers are funny.

Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?

wonder if he's thinking about me
I need to reach that tree before that
car or I'll die

joe mama roast

Tell me 10 best yo-mama jokes
1. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow
raincoat, people shout "taxi!"
2. Yo mama is so old, when she was in school,
history was called current events.
3. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a
bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
4. Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to
pay attention.
5. Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies.
6. Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of
her.
7. Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a spoon to
the Super Bowl.
8. Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-income
family is where your spouse works two jobs.
9. Yo mama is so clumsy, she could trip over a
cordless phone.
10. Yo mama is so slow, when she ran the 100-
meter dash, she finished in the next Olympics.

My brother when he's mad

how you think you look like when
you are angry
vs. how you really look cause you're 5"1

i like it when girls poop it rely hot. i like the big but orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange i lik alot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get big weniro when i think about big farting girl

Why do you think China should have a baseball team? They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.

bro if you think about it ur mom and god have 1 thing in common... there both big

You have thin feet of the people think you were a duck

Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!

why is 8 scared from 7

ans- because 789 if u think it doesn't make sense then it this 7ate9

"UR Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry. But ur not.

How do you think the unthinkable with a icthberg

Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay? A: He's the one the sheep fuck!

(I'm gay. And I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate. But I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)

A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster as the plunger does look like the weapon in 'Ghostbuster'!

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