Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
