Think jokes
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Well.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.