Think jokes

It's often said that people peaked in high school.

I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.

And an exorcism.

You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?

Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.

I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.

When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?

I think DJT has FTD.

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.

Yo forehead so big you think in HD.

I just had sex...

I think I nailed it!

(Shit joke, I know.)

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.