Think jokes
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Memes
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I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
I think that church is super burning 🥵.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.