Think jokes

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Algorithm.

Algorithm who?

Think Algorithm to the store.

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?

I think that church is super burning 🥵.

One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?

Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?

Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!

Two men are sitting at a coffee table.

Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."

Joe: "Why do you say that?"

Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."

Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."

Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."

A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"

"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."

"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"