What are two things orphans can’t have
Parents
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them
The thing my mom birthed.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
