Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used too, but don't anymore.
Person: why'd you stop?
Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
Digging stuff up is too hard
Guess Necrophilia isn’t for everybody
guys we should not make fun of 9/11 like that stuff is just plane out crazy like you all should not let that fly
My gf left me for spending my own money I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute she leaves me
Gwen if ur reading this the link I sent is for u and ur bf to chat and stuff no one shall bother u! Pinky pinky! Btw do U know how I am cause if do then I am related to kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry just chat with ur boy friend
A man was mowing his lawn when blue and reg stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.
The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Every body loves guns! Everytime I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
I don't trust atoms....They always make stuff up....
i don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me
Person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "oh, you know, stuff."
guess how i got away from my mom saying i can't play fortnite, i took my stuff and I ran to Iran
Roses are red Get on the ground gimme your stuff get ready to drown.
my husband is mad that i have no sense of direction. so i packed up my stuff and right.
my mom give me your stuff bc u have bad grades me HOW ABOUT MY 5 LITTLE BROTHER I HAVE A- HE HAS f- she lets him play anyway and i dont
What goes in dry and come out wet and has white stuff at the end
Where do orphans get there stuff from?
The reject shop
I done a thing were we have chat hangouts with people that like gwen or just want to hang out do stuff.
All people are in vited
we have alot! Enjoy
