Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you walnut! So, like, they're talking about nuts and almonds, right? But it's a sneaky way to talk about boners. Get it? Because some things get hard faster than others. It's a "blue humor" joke, which means it's dirty! You probably still live with your mom.
Dark Humor
that's so fucking good that's a good fucking joke 🤣🤣🤣