Comma jokes

What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.

“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.

“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.

What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.

Curry.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

gay fish.

Beans

Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!

The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ