Android jokes
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
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LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Memes
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
Fortnite Android Beta
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
