This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather. Good thing is, since he hit his head he can't remember either.
what was the last thing that went through PH's head? water and smoke
What are two things orphans can’t have
Parents
the thing my mom birthed
the circular saw asked the chainsaw,"When am I as big as you?" the chainsaw would answer with,"When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner." the circular saw would reply with,"What?"
ok im on my last nerves when people say water shark guy and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME. This is my name- watersharky
what's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend? I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down
Tell it to ur parents and friends
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well they weren’t always Orphans
Okay what do you call that purple thing your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend so for some weird reason? Dad better look out from Bob battery operated boyfriend hahaha
I was writing my final exams, and i saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world, to my knowledge i chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG, i was shocked beyond repair, shame on you psg, im now a college dropout
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter. A lot of the time he will take things for granite. A lot of counter-offers were made.
Sorry man but I got to say one thing you know when a bully in a movie walks you to you then they walk up to yiu and they smell you and say what are you doing
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend it was a good movie but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes through out the whole movie
Se this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I be the first person to say drinks are on me
Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt
Butcher knifes are great tools for cutting many things! Fruit, vegetables, my arms
