Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
Things Jokes
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
