Things jokes
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Memes
I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
The thing my mom birthed.
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.