Things jokes
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
Memes
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
The thing my mom birthed.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.