Things jokes
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?