Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Listen up, genius. So this dude gets told he's got cancer AND Alzheimer's, right? But because his brain is Swiss cheese, he forgets he has cancer, so he's all happy thinking he's cancer-free. You are as smart as this man, aren't you?