That jokes

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?

A megasus!

I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!

When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:

"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"

Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”

Bitch, that's not my name.

You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.

What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.

An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."

“Life is going swimmingly,”

“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!

Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.

Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?

Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.