That jokes
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Memes
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
I didn’t do that.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.