That jokes

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.

That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.

That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

You were born on the freeway, you know why?

Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.

What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."

Student: "I need that."

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?

I think it got lockjaw after that.

Two cows in a field.

One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"

The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.