That jokes
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
I think that church is super burning 🥵.
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
El, can you grab me that bow?
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.