That jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

You're so skinny that you fall.

Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.