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Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.