When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:
"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"
A Crazy Story
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you absolute melon. The joke is that this person's 'wildest' moment is actually a dark cry for help, so they have to play dumb to keep the party from getting depressing. You probably relate because you also have nothing going on upstairs.