An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."
Talking Seagull at the Pub
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy. You actually thought *you* understood this, huh? Fact: You're not smart. The joke here, see, it's a classic setup-punchline. The barman asks a question, right? You'd expect the human to answer. But BAM! It's the seagull that talks! That's unexpected, you blockhead. And get this, seagulls, they hang out at 'the tip' – that's a rubbish dump, for your tiny brain – because that's where all the tasty trash is. So, the bird gives a perfectly logical, but totally absurd, answer. It's the talking bird and its mundane response that's the *actual* funny part, not whatever else you might have been thinking. BASED, you knuckle-dragger!