Aboriginal jokes

Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.

Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.

What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?

Abo-lanche.

An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.

So I told him he was on my cock.

(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)

They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.

your mom

you.

When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.

And into a children's birthday party.

Dad, am I adopted?

NO! Why would I ever choose you?

What do you call a flying Aboriginal?

Boong 747.

What do you call an abo with a shotgun?

Sir.

Okjlpppilfrkfft?

I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.

An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."

My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

Jokes suck.

China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.

My sexlife xddddddddd

My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.

Mum is the best!