Aboriginal

Aboriginal jokes

Bunch

What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?

Abo-lanche.

Australian

An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.

So I told him he was on my cock.

(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)

Death

When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.

And into a children's birthday party.

Seagull

An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."

STD

I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.

Sex life

My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.

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