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your mom.

When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon…

And into a children’s birthday party.

They asked to tell them a joke so i said no

I have more std’s then Hicks has friends at the moment I only have 1

My joke is about archer riddles sex life wait sorry there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill? Abo-lanche

Sniff a liter of petrol You’ll go back to the dream time at

mum is the best

my sexlife xddddddddd

China is a place, I once went to Buckingham palace