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My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.