That jokes

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there's a knock at the door.

He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, "What was that all about?"

One day I went to talk to my friend.

"Hi John!" I said.

No response.

"Oh, yeah."

I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.

"Hope that helps!"

Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?

Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.