That jokes

Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

What do you call a router in a thong?

CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)

Why did that fish cross the road?

Just for the halibut (hell of it)!

I learned that a strangler was targeting me.

All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.

What comes after 611? 711.

What comes after that? 811.

What comes after that? George W. Bush.

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.