That jokes

Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Does that dick match that forehead? 👀

Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.

October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.

But I got fired from that job.

Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.

The best part? She don't talk back.

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.

Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.

"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."

Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?