That jokes
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.