That jokes

What do you call a cow that has been shot?

Holy cow!

What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?

A Corgi Potty.

Why don't headless people have a head in class?

Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD

I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.

They brought it over but spilled it on me.

I said that was a udder failure!

I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

What do you call a cow that sleeps?

A bulldozer! 🐄💤

Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?

A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴

My friend thinks he is funny.

He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.

What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?

A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)

I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...

Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!

Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.

What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?

That hit the spot!

How did the toilet react when it received a gift?

That was so pot full (thoughtful)!

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.