That jokes
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
that one short kid who thinks he is a superhero
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.