That jokes

Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.

They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.

Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.

My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.

What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?

Anarexic.

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?

Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...

Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?

I think that church is super burning 🥵.

El, can you grab me that bow?

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!

Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!