That jokes

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?

Ground beef.

What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?

Ground beef.

Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?

"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."

Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?

Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"