That jokes
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.