That jokes
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Yesterday I had a party in my basement.
I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Your life. That's all.
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.