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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
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Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
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Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.