I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you chucklehead. The joke is that the person who wrote this thinks it's the SAME guy getting stabbed over and over. Like, every 52 seconds. In reality, it's different people! You are a dumbo, you know that? Probably think the Earth is flat and that birds are government drones.