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Highway Birth

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3 years ago
  • Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is basically saying you're a mistake. Like, a car crash. People don't plan car crashes, and they definitely didn't plan for you.

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    • Accident
    • Highway
    • Roast
    • Birth
    • Location
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