That jokes

"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"

"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"

As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.

Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.

Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.

Bully: u_u ......

Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.

The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.

What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.

What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?

A misfit.

I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Perform fellatio.

Me: I just shot an orphan.

Mate: You can’t do that!

Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"

Miscarriage.

What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?

Humpty Dumpty!

Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.

Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.

A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"

A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.

One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱

What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?

Cold as hell.