That jokes

What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.

Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.

Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.

That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )

"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"

"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"

Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.

Me: I just shot an orphan.

Mate: You can’t do that!

Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"

Miscarriage.

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Perform fellatio.

What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?

Humpty Dumpty!

Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.

What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.

Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.

Bully: u_u ......

Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.

How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!

A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"

A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.

One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱

What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?

Cold as hell.

If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?

I was really rooting to tell that one.

I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."