That jokes

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

God creates dog.

God: "You are man's best friend."

Dog: "That's pretty sexist."

God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"

Dog: "....."

God: "And chocolate kills you!"

Dog: "🐶"

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."

"Hey, today was great!"

"What happened?"

"I ran into my ex today."

"What's so great about that?"

"I was in my car!"

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.

What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

What is a redneck virgin?

Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.