That jokes

As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.

My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?

The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.

That day is called "April Fool's."

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"

Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

God creates dog.

God: "You are man's best friend."

Dog: "That's pretty sexist."

God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"

Dog: "....."

God: "And chocolate kills you!"

Dog: "🐶"

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.