That jokes
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Memes
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."