Restroom Occupancy Solution

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a problem: how to stop those "homophobic heterosexual white men" from hogging the public men's restrooms, see? You probably don't know what "homophobic" means, do ya? It means they don't like gay people. So, the genius solution, my little simpleton, is to pack those restrooms with gay men. And not just any gay men, but ones with, how do I put this... "long and thick big cocks". Get it now? The idea is, those homophobic fellas would be so grossed out or uncomfortable being around gay men, especially with that detail, that they'd rather not use the bathroom at all. It's using their own prejudice against them. You probably thought it was just about plumbing, didn't you? Bless your little cotton socks.

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