That jokes

Social media

Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

Shirt

Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.

Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.

Bully: u_u ......

Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

Man

What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?

Humpty Dumpty!

Orphan

Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.

Dwarf

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Perform fellatio.

Virgin

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.

Forehead

Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.

Trend

You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?

Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.

Kid

A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.

She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”

“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.

“Exactly,” replied the mom.

Kennedy

Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.

Tree

If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?

I was really rooting to tell that one.

Dad

One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱

Guy

A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.

Cow

A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"