That jokes
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
I only trust people that like big butts.
If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.