This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."
Lima Disease
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke here is a play on words. The dude asks the disabled kid what disease he has, and the kid says "Lima." Which sounds like "Limb, uh?" Get it? Like he lost a limb or sumthin'. Then the kid drops the punchline, saying he's a vegetable. Meaning he ain't got no limbs. You probably still don't get it, do you?
Rockstar
It's ligma dumbass
Ligma
Good one