That jokes

Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

What do you call an Indian that came home late?

A curfew muncher.

Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)

That's it, it wasn't a joke.

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.

Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?

Doctor: Yep.

Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.

You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.

What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

For me, life.

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.

I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.

He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!

Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!

I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.