That jokes

Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.

Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!

What do you call a cat that walks slowly?

CATerpillar

You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"

Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋

Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.

Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"

What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.

I've seen them hanging all day.

My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.

Woman gets pulled over by a cop.

Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"

Lady: "No, officer."

Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"

Lady: "Just water, officer."

Cop: "Looks like wine to me."

Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"

Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!

The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."