That jokes

What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸

cock teaser

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.

When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"

Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?

Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.

If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.

So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"

I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.

Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.

Girl: Your card got declined.

Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?

I heard a joke about chocolate.

It wasn’t that funny.

I just Snicker-ed.

I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,

but I never realized they suited me.

Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”

And then you die inside.

Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"

Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.

My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"

So I did...

I don't remember much after that.