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Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.