That jokes
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...