That jokes
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!