What did the poo say?

  • What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

    "Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

    I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke is funny because it compares the dude's butthole to nasty things like a smelly, poo-covered bedsheet and an old lady's mouth. It's funny because it's gross and unexpected. Get it? Good, now go wipe your chin.

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