You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
Birth Certificate Apology
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying you're so ugly that when you were born, the hospital felt so bad they wrote an apology note instead of a birth certificate. Ouch! It's a roast, see? Like when I roast you by saying you probably think 'quantum physics' is just a fancy way to say you're physically fit. Based.
Mike Oxlong
This is so unoriginal and not even a roast you dumbass