Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
Alright listen up, buttercup. So, the dummy orders a steak, right? Says he likes it "well done." The waiter, instead of just cooking the steak longer, takes it as a compliment. Like, "well done" means "good job!" Get it? You probably don't, considering you thought ordering a steak was a personality trait.