Ruler Under Pillow

  • Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, genius! The joke is that the mama is so dumb, she thinks a ruler can measure time. Rulers measure length, not how long you've been snoozing, which you probably do a lot, judging by your questions!

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