Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
Sleepy Bowel Movement
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Explain Bear
Hey, genius! The dude's pooping in his sleep 'cause he ain't awake at 6 AM. It's a shitty situation, literally! And you, my friend, probably still think the Earth is flat.