Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
Obsidian Musical
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, obsidian is, like, volcanic glass, right? And when something "rocks," it means it's awesome or really good. But obsidian *literally* rocks because it's a rock. Get it? You probably don't, because you're you.