That jokes

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

That one depressed friend.

Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

I played Uno with my Mexican friend.

That bastard took all the green cards!

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.

You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.

It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com

The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."

If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.