That jokes
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.