That jokes

Riddles not jokes.

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

What has bark but no bite?

There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?

What has holes but can carry water?

What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?

What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?

What can you catch but not throw?

And last one:

What can rule, but not command?

Tell me the answers in the comments.

Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/

One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.

Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?

Sir Loin.

Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!

My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.

Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.

Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.

One day, little Johnny and little Susan were in bible class. Little Susan had been tired that day, so she kept falling asleep. The teacher said to little Susan, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a push pin, and she yelled, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher goes, "That's right, go back to bed." Then, the next thing the teacher asked was, "Who gave up their son for our sins?" Little Johnny poked her again, and she yelled, "God Almighty!" The teacher says, "That's right, go back to bed." The next question the teacher asked was, "What did Adam say to Eve after their 13th child?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt again. She yelled, "If you stick that thing in me again, I am going to break it in half and shove it up your own ass and see how you like it!"

What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?

I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!

Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.

One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!

What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?

The lobsters in the kitchen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.

Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.

I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...

Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."

What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!

Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!

What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-

Grand Theft Otter!