That jokes
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”