That jokes
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.