That jokes

A game that all orphans hate,

"Who's your Daddy?"

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?

Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?

Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨

"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.

Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?

Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.

Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.