Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Edward Scissorhands' Touch
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. Edward Scissorhands is a movie character with scissors for hands. If he touches someone, he's gonna cut 'em up, see? That's why people get offended! I bet you are offended often because of how dumb you are.