Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Edward Scissorhands' Touch
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. Edward Scissorhands is a movie character with scissors for hands. If he touches someone, he's gonna cut 'em up, see? That's why people get offended! I bet you are offended often because of how dumb you are.